Kim Kardashian Covers Ralph

 

Here is Kim Kardashian gracing the covers of Ralph magazine and extending this into the pages with a full spread photo shoot. Kim’s latest gig is a lingerie ad for Ralph and well, it may actually work in her favor. She almost looks good. *gag* Yes, but I think it’s safe to say that this cover of Ralph will be first up for the Photoshop awards, no? Come on, the girl is famous for her curves, so where ARE they?? But you know how it is when you are a D-lister and your sex tape isn’t bringing you work anymore….speaking of which, Kim is getting so desperate for cash she’s even started getting paid to party. That’s right. She was paid to be the *cough* ‘celebrity’ presence at a party in Minneapolis a couple of weekends ago. The gig is more for the club than for the celebrity of course, and is used as a draw to get people into the place. So Kim graced the good folks of Minneapolis with her presence at the Aqua club, and enjoyed all the VIP treatment, and throngs of *fans* that went along with it, all for a paycheck. Not exactly a Superbowl gig, is it. My this girl will stop at nothing.

Source: Star Tribune

Paris and Kim – Claws OUT!

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have been spatting lately. And for two girls whose sole purpose in life is to look pretty, they haven’t been doing themselves any favors. Paris got a little lippy one night much to Kim’s chagrin:

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Cottage cheese in a trash bag! NICE! (Can I use that one?) You know what they say, Paris, that karma, she’s a boomerang. When Paris saw her nastiness in writing, she realized she may have overstepped. Do ya think?? And she promptly apologized, making sure to include we are all are that ‘Kim’s hot!’ Yep, eyes rolling….And Kim was very gracious about the slam from her former BFF.

Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Nice to see they made amends (I so DO care) but you have to know, cottage cheese in a trash bag, wow, that’s something you don’t forget easy. But doncha just hate it when the socialites squabble? It’s exhausting I tell you.

Source: InTouch

Kim Kardashian Attends Jessica Alba’s Baby Shower

 I guess it’s just not enough that Jessica Alba is beautiful, talented, and wants for nothing, as she just held her baby shower this past weekend raking in a heap of goods that might rival the Oscar swag bags. The shower was held on Sunday at the Ever After Teahouse in Studio City, and about 35 guests showed up, with probably about triple that amount of paparazzi. Kim Kardashian of course was on the guest list, and she hauled in some loot for the baby….from her own store, Smooch. Yep. Okay, granted, the store IS a children’s store, but come on. Can she not even go out and buy her own gift? It just seems a little classless to me. But that seems to be all I think about when it comes to Kimmy anyway. Other guests at the party included Rashida Jones and Jaime King. Jessica scooped heaps of high end items for her little one, and it seems the present motif ranged in the yellow or green neutral line, however, Jessica did mention that she was expecting a little girl this June.

Source: E! Online