Kim Kardashian Covers Ralph

 

Here is Kim Kardashian gracing the covers of Ralph magazine and extending this into the pages with a full spread photo shoot. Kim’s latest gig is a lingerie ad for Ralph and well, it may actually work in her favor. She almost looks good. *gag* Yes, but I think it’s safe to say that this cover of Ralph will be first up for the Photoshop awards, no? Come on, the girl is famous for her curves, so where ARE they?? But you know how it is when you are a D-lister and your sex tape isn’t bringing you work anymore….speaking of which, Kim is getting so desperate for cash she’s even started getting paid to party. That’s right. She was paid to be the *cough* ‘celebrity’ presence at a party in Minneapolis a couple of weekends ago. The gig is more for the club than for the celebrity of course, and is used as a draw to get people into the place. So Kim graced the good folks of Minneapolis with her presence at the Aqua club, and enjoyed all the VIP treatment, and throngs of *fans* that went along with it, all for a paycheck. Not exactly a Superbowl gig, is it. My this girl will stop at nothing.

Source: Star Tribune

Posh’s Denim Line – DUMPED!

Well, well, it looks like one of America’s favorite trendsetters is a little bit behind the 8 ball in the style department. Victoria Beckham may be wearing all the latest high-end names, but when it comes to her own fashion line, the girl is a little slack. As a result, Fred Segal and the folks at Kitson have dumped her denim. The two reasons behind the heave-ho on Posh’s dVb line are poor sales figures and a lack of promo work on her end. She’s been asked quite a few times to appear for PR events in an effort to amp up sales, but she has not shown up. I guess a big name is sitting on the behind of a pair of jeans just isn’t enough, the folks at Kitson agree. A hoopla needs to be made, and it looks like Victoria just didn’t have the time for it. As a result, Kitson is turfing the lines. If you’ve had your eye on them, perhaps you should scout eBay, when a big name label gets dropped, you find things start to look VERY cheap.

Source: InTouch

Sophie Monk Goes Nude!

Well it seems like folks on the way way way other side of the pond Down Under are a little more liberal with their bodies, or perhaps Sophie Monk is just trying to jump ahead of her arch-nemesis Paris Hilton in the ‘bare all’ department. It’s known that Sophie is not afraid to show how comfortable she is in her own skin, and will be starring alongside Winona Ryder and Simon Baker in the upcoming flick “Sex and Death 101”. And Sophie had no issues at all with the nude scenes, and my guess is, there will be a lot more class here than anything Paris ever bared. (not that that takes much, mind you). Director of “Sex and Death 101” Daniel Waters says Americans are much more hesitant to rip it all off, and that Sophie had absolutely no hang-ups whatsoever. He even thinks that Aussies, Sophie’s claim to fame, are impossible to embarrass. Well, you know, it doesn’t help that the girl has an immaculate figure, hard to be embarrassed about that.

Source: Fox News

Wino’s a Boozy Babysitter!

Does this come as a surprise to anyone? I mean, at first glance this pic would make anyone cringe, but when you find out it’s Amy Winehouse, it doesn’t seem so shocking does it? Amy Winehouse has been very busy holed up with producer Mark Ronson as they work on the main track for the upcoming James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace. After a long day in the studio, Amy headed out to a local pub to join some friends for a mid-afternoon drink….or seven. One of her chums brought along their bouncy baby boy, and Amy was hot to trot to pick him up for a cuddle. And yes, she was also smoking at the time. Well well, what can you expect? If she is hanging with the kinds of people that tag baby along for a ride to the bar festivities, what can you say. I mean really….

Source: The Daily Mail

Jessica Alba Gets Ready For MommyHood

Here is Jessica Alba in Beverly Hills on Monday, enjoying a lollipop and enjoying some time getting a little shopping done. She may be just picking up some ‘me’ luxuries, or perhaps she is grabbing a few last minute things before her bambino arrives. Jessica has become known as one celeb mama that is taking the rite of passage very seriously. Recently at her baby shower, she initiated an odd ritual where she gave all her friends and guests a leather bracelet. She asked them not to take the bracelet off until after she delivers her baby. She gave everyone the bracelet, and asked them to put it on, and launched into a ‘life, love, and health’ prayer with instructions that the bracelet can not come off until after the birth. Not sure what the deeper significance to that is, but you know, in Hollywood they always do things a little differently. Jessica is expecting to have her baby in June, and she and Cash are rumored to be naming their baby-girl-to be ‘Honor’.

Source: The List

Britney About to Release Video Diaries

 

While Britney Spears has been holed up at home under the careful watch of her conservator *cough* dad, she’s been whiling her time away making some video diaries journaling her experiences and struggles over the last six months. Now that her mend is much much better and she is in better shape, she is saying she may be releasing the videos, and plans to do so either on MTV or online. The recordings are just what you would expect, a horrifying insight into the day to day struggles of someone suffering with serious mental health problems, who also happens to be one of the most talked about pop stars. They are in essence, a true tell all and Britney’s true feelings on her dad, her mom, her preggo sister Jamie Lynn are all unleashed in her video diaries. She even manages to do some ranting about her ex Justin Timberlake as well as her long standing rivalry with Christina Aguilera. If they make the waves, there will surely be more than a few people in the hot seat, and not too happy. I believe the term ‘explosive’ was used. So some boys in Hollywood, namely Justin and her ex hubby K-Fed are shaking a little to see what comes out of this, but you know, Britney is Britney. And if she’s ready to make some major waves in the real world again, you have to know she must be feeling at least a little better.

Source: Showbiz Spy

Pamela Anderson is a Genius…

 Pamela Anderson is a Genius… Reads Books, too! IDontWantYourLife

Paris and Kim – Claws OUT!

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have been spatting lately. And for two girls whose sole purpose in life is to look pretty, they haven’t been doing themselves any favors. Paris got a little lippy one night much to Kim’s chagrin:

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Cottage cheese in a trash bag! NICE! (Can I use that one?) You know what they say, Paris, that karma, she’s a boomerang. When Paris saw her nastiness in writing, she realized she may have overstepped. Do ya think?? And she promptly apologized, making sure to include we are all are that ‘Kim’s hot!’ Yep, eyes rolling….And Kim was very gracious about the slam from her former BFF.

Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Nice to see they made amends (I so DO care) but you have to know, cottage cheese in a trash bag, wow, that’s something you don’t forget easy. But doncha just hate it when the socialites squabble? It’s exhausting I tell you.

Source: InTouch

Sophie Monk Shops in L.A.

Here is Benji Madden’s ex Sophie Monk out shopping at Ralph’s in L.A. the other day. HATE her for looking so good in track pants and a tank on a shopping spree. But I do love the ‘I’m SO over that tool’ mentality she is pulling off beautifully these days. Speaking of the tool, seems like Sophie’s ex Benji Madden, Paris Hilton’s latest squeeze, is making quite the impression on her parents. Oh, we’ve reached that stage, have we? Yep. They’ve gone on record saying they think he’s the ‘real thing’ and believe that their daughter is genuinely in love for the first time in her life. Riiiggght. I betcha Sophie thought that too once! Prolly ‘round the time she got ENGAGED. Yeah, that tool is a charmer, he’s even snowed someone as bright as Paris, my my. But Paris’s dad says no, don’t judge a book by its cover, he’s polite and well-mannered. Gotta say, I don’t WANT to know the dude that doesn’t have manners when they are in the Hilton home. And I still think, if it looks like a tool, and acts like a tool…..yup, you got it.

Source: Celebrity Truth

Anna Kournikova’s Diet Secrets!

Here is the tennis star every man just loves to ogle, Anna Kournikova. She’s here at the 1st Annual Nautica South Beach Triathlon in Miami over the weekend looking so good she’s got all the women jealous and all the men with their binoculars glued. If you are interested in knowing just how she stays so trim, some of her secrets may have been revealed this weekend when she was spotted dining in one of Miami’s hip joints on Sunday. Fashionably late, Anna kissed hellos to all her ‘peeps’ and dove into a tomato and onion salad with a side of steamed veggies. There you go. And this pretty tennis star does not deprive herself of dessert either. But before you hate her for that too, know that she does it smart, not hard. Her dessert at the Kobe Club included black coffee, fruit, and some LP Rose wine. A little bit of sweet for the sweet. To top off her steamed diet secrets, Anna says she only feels great after a workout where there is intense sweat, so she loves cardio in order to relieve stress and sweat out her negative energy. Aw. Eating right and proper exercise? You had to know that looking THAT good comes at a price.

Source: Fox News

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